Submachine gun beer bong, a weapon for those who must be forced to guzzle
--by Charlie White
What a clever concept! This 18-inch beer bong holds 22 ounces of your fave brewski, and it’s shaped like a submachine gun. But I never got the concept of beer bongs. Skilled beer guzzlers can quaff the suds at maximum velocity without having it forced down their throats.
Why? Bongs are for pot, not for beer. This just doesn’t make a bit of sense. Somebody, please explain this to me. Learn to guzzle beer the right way, you kids, and while you’re at it, get off my lawn!
Via Slippery Brick
May 19th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
This is perhaps the stupidest thing I’ve seen in a while. first of all, it makes anyone holding it look like a big looser. Second, it can’t be particularly safe or easy to hold on to once you’re drunk. Imagine having to hold that ridiculous thing all evening, I don’t even think you can stand it up on without it falling over.
May 21st, 2009 at 6:02 pm
First off, 22 ounces? why would you take ALL EVENING to drink 22 ounces? Of course if your refilling it then yea, but honestly, this thing will be great for frat guys whos douchebaggery meter is sitting somewhere between “I can’t get the lid off my GHB” and “Is four popped collars going to be enough for the club tonight?”.
On a side note, it’d be an awesome conversation piece sitting in my gun rack.
December 20th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
i dont know what yall are talking about i think this thing is badass and also its just another way to make drink a little bit more interesting.